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Score: 3
Shopping Cart Hero 2

"Not Worth the time"

date: December 29, 2009

The concept of the game is good, but that may be the only thing about it. The items in the store are some what reasonable for a few and then it gets outrageous. In the few min I played I did about 20 jumps and just quit. The way to make money is also a fact that needs to be made better. The power meter on how much speed and how much air you get is way too fast to even try to get the right amount. I dont see how going down hill can give you speed then reduce it .

After seeing all the the game its self, in the end it actually just feels like a cheep rip off from Toss the Turtle.

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Score: 10
Super Mario bros Z ep.8

"One Word......"

date: October 12, 2009

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You one of those people that we all get angry because of how log it takes for you to bring out the next one, but after each long wait, It is worth it and were all happy again

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Score: 5
Street Fighter Collab

"Brings back memories"

date: May 29, 2009

This could be one of the best collabs out there. You cant complain with the animation for this, it is absolutely excellent. The Arcade intro brings you into the street fighter mood even before you see it. The FBI drug warning is a classic in all street fighter games. A lot of original ideas that also come with it. The " insert dicks " instead of insert coins was a good idea. Using blanca for fishing was a grate idea as well. The Inset Coin laundromat was put together very well fitting each song with each character. Dhalsim stealing everything and then braking out of jail is just funny. Then you have " Bison stole all the cupcakes form the blind orphans" then " hes got a sandwich " hilarious, also the dik into on that one is a classic. Then theres Akuma's ass whooping, take a number then get your ass whooped your way. Along with many others that were excellent. It also is good that most of them you have to be a real fan to understand the joke. Another good thing is that it is long and well worth the wait. an excellent idea of putting the artist name on it and just to be able to click on it and it takes you directly to there page without interrupting the movie. The scene skip buttons also help out a lot since this is very long.

But then theres the down fall part. for one there are too many gay/ dick related jokes thought the whole collab. Sure we all like a gay / dick joke here and there is always good but too many gets boring and completely turns down the humor. Kinda like a big turn off, when your pre-loader was based off a girl to girl scene, yet when it came down to the full collab there was not one girl to girl scene at all and a bit of a disappointment. In other words its more of a sausage fest with dicks all over.

The final scene was a huge let down. It starts of like a sex scene but it just get utterly disgusting. then to make things worst is that you HAVE to watch it if you want to get the medals. Then as if things couldn't get worse there are 2 medals there. Anyway, maybe if some of the more nastier stuff could of have been keep out of that one it would of have been good. That or just removing that one and having some other persons work there could of have made it better. The animation was good but really just a waste on how that one turns out.

Then you have the credits, and in this one well you want to see who did what and all that other info. The dancing is funny but then when it gets to the guy on guy part it becomes a huge let down and that is just something that could of as well been left out completely. It makes you think why did I watch this whole thing in the first place. Maybe if there would of have been a good girl to girl or naked girl scene in the collab then it would be consider funny because the joke would be on me but with the lack of girl stuff its just wrong in a way. I cant really be to my friends : hey dude check out this flash I found". What would they think of me showing them a collab that contains too much gay related stuff. Thats the way that I have to think about it.

But in general the collab was actually entertaining. Some of the better scenes make it well worth the wait. Im curious to see if you come out with another one , but at the same time the feeling right now is blank towards seeing a squeal to this, but who knows maybe there may be a bit of some other stuff in a squeal.

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Score: 8
Bucketball

"Grate game"

submission: Bucketball
date: May 22, 2009

Grate game . Starts off easy but then it starts to get to a challenge. The only flaw I se if when your on level 20 that your shots have to be absolutely perfect or start over again. Very hard to do with a laptop mouse. Other than that everything is grate.

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Score: 10
One More Brawl Taunts

"SOB!!!!!!!!"

date: May 12, 2009

I got rick rolled by the big gay dance XD. I love the easter egg to That should make all these people asking for Master chief in brawl just STFU now. keep up the good work

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Score: 10
Vete a la Versh 3

"se rasco los huevos"

submission: Vete a la Versh 3
date: April 7, 2009

A si se pone el camarada aveces con unas pendejadas como esta. Se la dejo ven gaucho al güero con la sopa.

April 7, 2009

Author's Response:

Je je je así es... :P

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Score: 10
Hunter Zero Ep.5

"very good series"

submission: Hunter Zero Ep.5
date: March 25, 2009

I actually liked it. There are a few differences here and there but the story comes together.

( Note : Zero's memory dose get wiped out but that is after the fight with sigma. When sigma first fought zero he was still in the killing state. then when dr. Cain dose his study, thats when his memory bank is damaged and lost )

March 26, 2009

Author's Response:

yeah i knew there would be some differences due to not only trying to stay close to capcom's story but also to my other series before this one.

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Score: 10
ParodyRangersTheMovie P.2

"Finally"

date: March 25, 2009

A sex scene in a ranger movie. How many people have been waiting for that.

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Score: 3
Watchmen trailer

"Nothing good about it."

submission: Watchmen trailer
date: March 15, 2009

The animation was ok but nothing is what you can say original. You took the trailer for the movie and tried to mix it up with funny situations. Most of the jokes that you used have been outdone and killed already. Some are the slow motion i fell asleep, rick rolled, and the Sparta cry. Also whats with the batman and robin reference. When there is no relation or connection at all except that they are all characters from DC. The best way to make this look funny or make it into a funny situations is to make small scenes and put them all together. Also you could put a more correct and accurate title, that way people know what to expect and not be like WTF at the end or in the middle. You got the animation down but from what I had read in the title It was not what I had expected.

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Score: 4
Mario vs. Luigi 3

"Good animation but thats all."

submission: Mario vs. Luigi 3
date: March 8, 2009

Got to say the only thing that was good about this was the animation and scenes. Other than that there are many drop points in this. For starters there is no REAL story to why they started fighting. At least something about a coin or lunch with the princess, but nothing at all. not just that but in the intro instead of putting the " don't send me a pm about sprites." part you could of have put some sort of small story there. Almost everyone gets these types of pms here anyways and that could of have easily been put in the Author comments section. Some parts of the fight scenes are messed up. They are fighting in 2D then all of a sudden one of the characters goes into 3D mode while the other stays in 2D like if it never new that 3D existed.

The ending could of have been improved dramatically. In your author comments you stated that you took out some of the features that could of have made this flash good. I don't really care if one or the other wins but this just indeed with a WTF? You don't need to add a choose your winner section but at least a simple cliff hanger would of have been better than the way that it ended. Also at the end you cant really say that Mario had more posses and thats why he won. The number of posses that are available is not what makes the character good but how you use those poses is what counts. Yes Luigi is not a favorite like Mario and yes its true that there may be more sprites for Mario, but there have been many other flashes that other people have made that make Luigi into a good character.

Even as you tried to make this look more like a Real fight you could of have easily put a weapon or two into the fighting action. You put planes so why not a weapon. Over all there are a few other things that could of have expanded. Yes we all have things to do as you stated in the video but if you your self removed some of the parts that were already made then then thats why I rate you such a low score. so you get 4 / 10 and 3/5 because of the animation and thats something I cant do.

March 8, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks for the review first of all. I never thought I'd get a super long review on a Mario vs. Luigi movie.

I know the ending could have improved but as I said the shortage of sprites brought me down from the actual GOOD ending that I planned and if I used all the other Luigi sprites, it would make this seem too repetitive and similar to the very beginning and since realistic action is apparently bland and boring enough, I at least threw in the plane scene. I also wanted to end this quickly because I gave up on Mario animating. I've done it for too long and I've lost interest in finishing this so I threw up whatever I could think of. Of course it was disappointing to you but I was even more disappointed because I never met up with any length that I set up and I really dropped down from the preview and part 2 and even part 1.

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